This page is Under Construction. I will add people when I have the time. If you want on here, all you have to do is ask. Or, if you're a lazy bum and I like you enough, I'll ask you first.

Well this here is Kyle, and he goes first above everybody else because I have a picture of him and nobody else (you can dethrone him if you send me a picture of yourself). Anyway, he is a goofy (looking) kid who lives right down the road at Nazareth, and his main hobby is making a certain girl, whose name rhymes with Stick-it, cry. He is also a member of the world famous Johnson's Noise, and he will never let me forget the time I turned the water on my arm in Mr. Walker's biology class.

The next character on the list comes all the way from....Nazareth, again. Jocelyn sat next to me senior year in English, and usually managed to annoy me at least once a day. But I reciprocated, so it was cool. One time, in her copy of Beloved, I got her to write a dirty word!! I just supplied the V G NA, and she filled in the rest! I was so proud. She is also with this weirdo named Dan, and some day he and I are going to Niagra Falls to go to the "clubs" (wink wink).

Mike K. I only really like him because he has the coolest name in the universe. He is half of Mike squared, so I guess that's something. And also, though I'm real sad to say it, he is a bastard. I mean, what kind of person beats you once at ping-pong and never lets you have a rematch? Ever. He is somewhat redeemed by his membership in JN. He is also incredibly sarcastic, which I happen to like. Come to think of it, a lot of my friends are like that. Hmmm.... (Picture by Sam B.)

Andrea B. One time, me and Andrea were in two shows together and saw each other a lot and we became friends. In the second show we were married;-) Oooh la la! So one time during the last performance of the last show, at the end of act one, I was supposed to put my arm around her back, but I ended up putting my hand on her butt instead. Whoops!!! I didn't move it, and she couldn't do anything about it because the audience would notice. So instead she just made this face at me through her stage smile.... aaah it was great! And also, she just got her belly button peirced! I can't wait to see it. In addition, if you see her on the street, be sure to cup her knees, she just loves that.

Becky (Bikkit to some). Well, Becky is the last of the Nazarenes you will find here. She is by far the oddest of them all, but odd in a very endearing way. A while back I helped her out when she was going through a rough patch, and now we're like brothers,...er, siblings :-) Also, at HER graduation party she gave her GUESTS presents. So I got my desk lamp for free. I mean, how cool is that?

Nathaniel Lawrence Francis Estevez K. Osborne: There is not much to say about him except that I've known him since the first week of Kindegarden. He lived just two houses down, a few hundred yards down the road (which is not far at all in rural terms). We did stuff together all the time, made a club (where we were the only cool ones), played ping-pong, football, Nintendo, Playstation, Turtles, Legos, Hockey, along with other great stuff. And back before the era of cars, we even rode bikes together!! A lot. Anyway, he has a quirky sort of humor, so different from other forms that it has it's own term: "Nate Jokes". Very dumb, but I miss it. Anyways, he's at LeMoyne and wants to follow in Mr. Benedicts footsteps. riboFLAVIN!

Sammy. I wish I had gotten to know her earlier in my high school career. I miss the carefree days in senior study hall filled with frisbee and euchre. It was always so easy to pick on her, but then I always had to apologize and make it better. But it was still fun. She got pretty messed up by an asshole boyfriend, and it's still affecting her today. Therefore I am needed to set her right. I am currently serving as Sam's online therapist as she struggles at Fordham University in scary NYC. I enjoy it, anything to keep in touch, right?

Sam R.'s site

This is Sam B. He goes to the University of Rochester with me. We met over the summer at SAm R.'s grad party, and we hit it off mainly due to our common choice of schools. Now hit it off is just a term, dont' get sick you sick-minded bastards. That golden thing Sam has in his hand is his Chalice for drinking...beverages. Sam is really good with photoshop, especially at animating the blood that comes out of a person's head when they get shot.

Justin S. His last name is as funny as mine. Nate's sister once remarked one day that "I'm so happy, I got to see a Sweeney and Swank in one day..." Justin is a great drum player; I make him play for me whenever I go over. He is in both Johnson's Noise and his new band Next Stop Nowhere. He used to have a bad habit of humping the air and people indiscriminately, but now I think he's down to just his cars. He also takes me to concerts, which makes him cool in my book (ok, so I don't have a book, sue me).

Devon is a great guy. I don't think I have any particularly amusing anecdotes about him; all I can say is that he's a very cool person. He sometimes lets his fierce intellect make up very witty remarks which seem funny in his head, but fall flat in actuality. These times are rare and most times he is very funny. He is the type who would probably find the story I wrote on here humorous. And I like his extreme sarcasm, as I like it in all people.

Sarah, who's last name means "buffalo-like" in Native American toungue, lives down the hall from me with her roommate Rupal. She'd be too modest to tell you, but she is a beast on the soccer field, winning Rookie of the Year honors in our conference. I broke her basketball hoop two days after she got it. Whoops. And I'm now addicted to Bop-It...damn her! She has the distinction of being almost the biggest bastard in the world, second only to...well, me of course. Sarah also has sarcastic elements in her personality, which is probably why I like her.

Jaden I can't remember if I've asked him to be on here or not... and I don't really care. He was, and always will be, THE Math Class All-Star, the only way I stayed sane for those two years with Mrs. Backus (nothing personal against her). When we were young we used to play this really cool Nintendo game "Snake, Rattle & Roll". It was great. Recently, he and Joe and I went on a little forray into to downtown Rochester, eventually making our way to a gay bar, completely by accident of course. Funny stuff, let me tell you. He's at RIT, and has a car, so he really should be seeing me more and taking me places, but it's cool. (Bye the way, Jaden doesn't always look this way; sometimes he wears a wig too ;-) HAHAHAHAHA I kill me)

Jaden's site

Ricardo, my musical friend. We met in theater, and during Will Roger's Mr. Childs got really pissed at us for talking so much. We were like little girls;-) lol. Over the summer after Junior year we formed an a capella group called Bel Air with a few other fellers, and had a real kick-ass sound. We only went platinum twice though, so we decided we weren't popular enough to continue on. Rick is very funny, and very good at getting on other people's screen names and causing havoc with that person's friends. I love it.